Monday, May 7, 2012

Putin, Russia's Little Big Man



Ever notice how through the annals of history we've been periodically burdened by teeny tiny little men who strive to project the visage of giants? Why is it that Russia has been afflicted with more than their fair share? The former USSR before them? If you're not thinking Stalin, then you're not thinking. Is there something in the neurological makeup of miniature men that compels them to seek dictatorial power?

Vlad is a pretty short dude, with a very bad attitude towards his people. I like how he gravely took the mantel from Medvedev(another micro man), and thanked the millions who turned out to vote for him.
Unfortunately he neglected to mention the 10's of millions who detest him, and clearly did not vote for his cult of personality. No these Russian citizens were set upon by the police in an effort to clear the streets for his coronation, 'er I mean swearing in. Vlad baby, if Berlusconi is the most prominent foreign dignitary attending your pompous soiree; what does that say about your presidency, your legitimacy?

When a narcissist insists upon revealing himself as such with the frequency of a Vlad the Inhaler, take notice people you do yourselves great injustice when you allow these self serving tadpoles to swim freely in your political cesspools.

Russia rightly belongs in the pantheon of great nations, but peeps(little marshmallow candies..) like you Vlad are just a piece in the corrupt landscape of a ginormously surreal Dali-esque painting that Russia can never seem to escape.

Photo Source: The Moscow Times

3 comments:

  1. Bad attitude,you idiot,Putin is autorithative,but he is very lovely and kind person with great heart

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    1. Clearly. That's why he shut down American adoptions of the multitudes of babies your society cannot deal with. Yes he's clearly a humanitarian....LOL.
      Just like old Uncle Joe Stalin right? Another midget with a Napoleon complex.
      Tell me are you 0ne of the few oligarchs profiting from Putin's patronage system, or are you just feeble of mind, and unable to accurately discuss what's happening in Russia?
      You're hard fought Democracy is only that in name now.
      Read me now, believe me later when Vlad has your constitution re-written or abrogated in it's entirety like the old Soviet constitution was; and you and yours are stuck with the "very lovely and kind person with great heart" until he finally croaks off.
      Sometimes the view from outside the box allows for insights that propaganda inside the box will not allow.

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    2. Oh, and if you liked this one so much; may I suggest reading "Vladimir Putin Pussy Extraordinaire" in this same blog.
      Another fine example of Vlad's humanitarian leanings...

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