Thursday, February 27, 2014

Rockin' the Ukraine

Oop's didn't see this coming... right? No everyone saw this coming. Anyone paying attention that is.
Poopin's on the move. Ukraine 2014 is beginning to resemble Germany 1945 about now, at least with regard to one country becoming two, split on an East West axis. Only difference being, the devastation of war that preceded Germany's partition, is still on the horizon. Closing as fast as a cruise missile.

Anybody foolish enough to believe, for even the briefest of moments, that Vlad would allow one of Russia's last vassel states to abandon his pirate ship, has clearly walked the plank of sanity.
Mr. Poopin's about to unleash his military in a way the Chechen's and the Georgian's experienced, but with far more brutality, and far greater manpower and resources.

Poopin has used with glee, and the precision of a wrecking ball, every tool in the box including but not limited to: threats, coersion, bribery, assassination; to gather new and return lost Soviet/Czarist influence and territory to the Russian fold. (Read: his personal fiefdom.) This direct affront to his authority will be suppressed, and done so with extreme prejudice.

Ukraine is the crown jewel of the empire after Mother Russia, has been since the 17th century.
If Vlad loses Ukraine on his watch, what will his ultra nationalist facsist friends think of him, or
his ability to withstand a putsch?

No, there's a great deal more at stake here than just Ukraine walking. Vlad's very grip on power, like the grip on his penis, is tight. The question is how long can he take the pressure?
Russian citizen patriot you're now in a free fire zone, and Vlad's a dead man walking target.
Do your duty, before millions suffer for the ego of a troll.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Sucki it is...

Sorry Vlad, the votes have been tallied, a near unanimous outcome I'm afraid.
These Winter Games in Sochi are Sucki.

From the all too predictable no show of new snow, the crack head half pipe, to the tandem toilets, it's a fail.

The question is; how large a bribe did you offer the IOC to get this stupendous clusterfuck Mr. Poopin?

In a nation pretty much covered in snow and ice for much of the year, you personally selected the one venue least suitable for any winter sport.
Then the IOC signed on....?

Vlad none of us are that stupid.

At least Salt Lake City gets snow. If you're going to get with the IOC and gerrymander the process of securing a games like Mitt Rmoney did, then at least for God's sake select a location with some fucking snow.

Throw in a few hotels that are actually functioning, and you may have something there.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Sochi or Sucki?

Vlad, saw the gay men's toilet that's been getting print and airplay; I'm guessing that with all the bluff and bluster the truth has come out.
I mean with your pechant for being photographed sans shirt, like many gay men on internet dating sites, you've finally come out as a self loathing gay man who can't come to grips with his sexuality.

Much like Hitler, the self hating Jew, you feel some strange, bizarre need to persecute your own kind.
What's up Vlad?
We live in an enlightened era, well at least those of us who reside in the 21st century anyway, these old social norms are dead.
Much like the USSR you insist on reviving.
Get over it Vlad, it's over.
Sucki is the beginning of your end.